Mackenzie: "Mommy! I have a purple tatttoo!!!"
Me: "Let me see!" (Thinking...sweet Jesus please say she did not get into any pens, markers, etc... AGAIN)
Mackenzie whips out her arm, pushes up her sleeve and shows me her wrist.
Me: (laughing) "Oh. Yeah. That does look kind of like a tattoo but it's a vein. It's part of your body."