Boys are gross.
This is a conversation I had with Wesley the other day after I picked a booger out of his nose.
You know you've picked your kids boogers too.
Wes: Mom, can I see it (the booger)?
(I show him the booger)
Wes: Oh. Can I have it? I want to eat it.
Me: No! You can't eat boogers. That's gross.
Wes: But Mooomm. They are SO yummy. I loooove boogers.
Me: No you can't eat boogers. It's really gross Wes and it will make you sick.
Wes: (in his pouty voice) Mom that makes me really sad.
My silly booger eating boy.