Booger Boy

Boys are gross. 

 This is a conversation I had with Wesley the other day after I picked a booger out of his nose.

 Don't judge. 

You know you've picked your kids boogers too.

Wes: Mom, can I see it (the booger)?

(I show him the booger)

Wes: Oh. Can I have it? I want to eat it.

Me: No! You can't eat boogers. That's gross.

Wes: But Mooomm. They are SO yummy. I loooove boogers.

Me: No you can't eat boogers. It's really gross Wes and it will make you sick.

Wes: (in his pouty voice) Mom that makes me really sad.   

My silly booger eating boy.